A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. The whole town was talking about how compatible and happy they have been. On this special occasion, one asked what the secret of their long and happy married life was....
“Well”, explained the husband, “it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t’ gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said “That’s once’. We proceeded a little further, when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: “That’s twice’. We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said “That’s once’.
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